California is shaking and Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson is the only man who can save his wife and hot daughter from those antsy tectonic plates. Boys and girls, let’s play the disaster movie drinking game. Take a shot every time someone asks ‘are you okay?’ to someone who really should not be okay; every time the super dad tells the camera he’s gonna ‘get his daughter’; every time someone says ‘little [X] is all grown up’; every close-up of a scary red graph; every time someone busts into an office and says ‘you have to see this’; every time someone…