Possible responses to a question about computer hacking: 1)    Love it, bae! I stole my dad’s password on Amazon and I ordered the new Maroon 5 album without him knowing. Hacking FTW!!! 2)    Are you trying to arp poison my LAN? 3)    Derp. Derp. Derp? Derp. 4)    Pool’s closed. If none of the previous phrases make any sense to you – and why would they? – then you are most likely to be bamboozled by Watch Dogs 2, Ubisoft’s sequel of sorts to its open-world hack-‘em-up from two years ago. Although widely vaunted during its long gestation in development limbo,…